Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.



1.)Your name?
kris

an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours

(another hot girl) = you're such a kris


2.)Your age?
18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.


3.)One of your friends?
Ally

The girl who knows how to party lika rockstar
yo that girl is a total ally


4.)What should you be doing?
Cleaning

(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."


5.)Favorite color?
Orange

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."


6.)Birthplace?
Abbotsford

A city in British Columbia, Canada, where everything is boring and everybody wants to go to another town to do stuff
Abbotsford's boring...let's go to Vancouver


7.)Month of birth?
March

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.


8.)Last person you talked to?
Boyfriend

a great guy who make you feel good bout urself... a protector, and ur best friend
keep ur hands off my boyfriend, bitch! he's mine!


9.)One of your nicknames?
Krissy

a word that can be used to substitute the word sexy
wow did u see that krissy ass earlier


Tag: Anybody!!